One day they might save your life.
What makes you a Perv, Jock, Musician or asshole, now I see why so many people are in bands.
Hitler was born on it, columbine happened on it. But we still gonna get high on it.
Also the moron who made this can’t spell.
Superman’s friends must think he is a pussy always leaving at the sight of danger
Idea via Philip Berard
No better place than a basket for your child.
No seriously, I have drugs.
Alternatively you can rename this ‘no fat chicks in the chain of friendship’.
Apparently you can shave this baby
And you thought you had a terrible name.
My childhood is ruined
I didn’t realize god enjoyed snow that much