April 20th…
Hitler was born on it, columbine happened on it. But we still gonna get high on it. Also the moron who made this can't spell.
Clark Kent is a Pussy
Superman's friends must think he is a pussy always leaving at the sight of danger Idea via Philip Berard
Mother of the Year
No better place than a basket for your child.
Who Needs Drugs?
No seriously, I have drugs.
Gravity Sucks
Alternatively you can rename this 'no fat chicks in the chain of friendship'.
You Can Shave This Baby
Apparently you can shave this baby
Jesus Condom
And you thought you had a terrible name.