Nick, you are an absolute moron and my least favourite person as of right now.
Quakelsons
I believe its that damn Rutherford Beard Hayes messes it all up with is amazing beard. Every body else prior received endorsement deals from Gillette. Ulysses couldn’t commit; he had a 5 o’clock shadow, but he still shaved his underarms so he could still receive his payout.
clocks
either i’m retarded or abraham lincoln is not in this picture
KDJ
There are only 38 presidents here, so there are 4 missing, including Lincoln. Washington, Adams, and FDR are also missing.
nick II
Nick I’m sure you got it, it just isn’t very funny that’s all.