shopped

Second

take that, bitch.

Y’all are douches

fifth

HAHAHAHA! that is sweet! Also, it would be pretty awkward getting kicked in the box by a man in a thong

how do you get your foot out?

A challenge.

It is awkward to be _______
in the _______
by a _______
in a _______

All lines must rhyme.

Example:

It is awkward to be cut
in the butt
by a slut
in a hut.

It is awkward to be droll
in the race of your life with a troll
by a long shot you will come last
in a typical race with your arse

owned by shcutz

Shcutz that was shit.

Its awkward to be gay
In the internet cafe
if your name is shcutz and you are a dumb piece of shit who thinks he owned people even though he phails and should go fuck himself up the arse with a vibrator-ay
in a hurr-ay.

it is awkward to be pecked
by many silly long-necked
giraffes with a bowler hat
drinking coffee while stroking a cat

Yeah, apart from the whole “all lines must rhyme” bit.

IT IS AWKWARD TO BE BIT
IN THE DICK
BY A BITCH
IN A TANGTOP!!!

mother fuckers

Who’d want to?

It is awkward to be hit
in the zit
by a wit
in a pit

It is awkward to be
shut the fuck up.

ZOMG
EpIC BRED

It is awkward to be jacking me off
in the house of The Hoff
by a whore with a cough
in a, dammit I’m sof’

it is awkward to be yanked
in the bank
by a skank
in a tank (top)

It is awkward to be maced
in the face
by a band member from Ace of Bass
in a handicapped parking space.

thanks for the challenge hbz

This is very educational.

It is awkward to be sane
in the rain
by a David Blaine
in a box made of glass panes

HA HA HA!!! Great retort to all those women’s self-defense classes that basically only teach various ways of kicking a man in the junk or how to feign interest in his coerced sexual advances and then gouging him in the eyes. Not that women shouldn’t take self-defense classes; I feel quite the opposite. I’ll tell ya, if I ever have a daughter I’m going to make sure she knows every way known to disable a man twice her size and strength.

And by the way, good job keeping the comment sections relevant to the post ya f***ing retards. Go hang out on the random board of 4chan if you have ADHD and just can’t stay on topic… bastards.

random 4chan has been down for a while

this gave me a massive hardon

i so didnt even notice the guy was in a thong until i read someone laughing about it.. lol fuck..

It is awkward to be an orange
….wait….dang!!

I hate to be crude, but the technical term for the first maneuver is “Cunt Punt”

tipsy – Your comment is an absolute WIN. =D
And haha@ doug; very clever.

He gave that C*NT a good solid PUNT!

It is awkward to be maced
in the face
by a band member from Ace of Bass
in a handicapped parking space.

lol