Magical Mysteries SNL

Thrilla Killa Klownz Magical Mysteries Under-Under Ground Records. Yeah. So many confusion things out there. Well, get your magnifying glasses out, ninjas, and take a closer look at life. The world is full of magical mysteries, puzzles unsolved since ancient history. Where does the sun hide at night? Do people really used to live in black and white? Is the world round? Is it flat? How come no one can tell me that? Like, what's with islands? Get more land. What's with deserts? Get less sand. What is Alaska? Who is Brazil? Isn't a volcano just an angry hill? How did God even think of dirt? Erasable pens make my head hurt. Metal, girls, iron, fire. How they get my voice in a telephone wire? Why are pants different than shirts? And blankets? How do they work? The world is full of mysteries. How do suitcases always know where to meet you, huh? Are children small or just far away? Yeah. There are so many mysteries. Why do some mountains look like presidents? What the fuck is a clock? Now here is just a list of some stuff, trees, swans, caves, a horse, triangles, witches, a different horse. Two horses. The whole world's got 10,000 people. And Santa Claus created all of us equal. As dance kids look just like as dance. And my two kids look just like as dance. So, open your mind. Why shut off your brain? The mysteries of life can't be explained. So you books, we don't need your tricks. And all you scientists who suck on, it's all magic. Oh yeah, ninjas. Life is a beautiful thing. Ha ha. Stay too fresh. Ass Dan 2010. I'm going to live forever. Ass Dan 1981-2010. All yeah, all yeah, that was tight. Uh, but for real.